孙悟空是女 -

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1、孙悟空虽有定身法，居然从来不调戏美女。
2、悟空MM去东海龙宫找兵器，那么多兵器都不喜欢，一眼就看上了伸缩自如，能大能小[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]一样的如意金箍棒 !
　　3、孙悟空从来都对帅哥没办法，比如二郎神和唐僧。对于小帅哥哪吒还调戏了几下。
　　4、整部西游记孙悟空变身美女无数次，都是大量的暗示。
　　5、六耳猕猴代替孙悟空的地位，更加乖巧可爱取得了唐僧的好感，因此孙悟空不管菩萨的劝说，硬生生把可爱的六耳猕猴打死，显然是女性的嫉妒。
　　6、唐僧为孙悟空做了顶花帽，孙悟空乐得上窜下跳，显然是女性生来爱美的天性。而且孙悟空的称号：美猴王
　　7、在唐僧身边那么久，那个木头和尚就是不知道孙悟空的女身，结果孙悟空寂寞难耐，遇上猪八戒，特意让悟空过了一回儿当新娘的瘾。虽然对象是丑陋的猪八戒,[link widoczny dla zalogowanych]，但孙悟空的心理一定是甜滋滋的
　　8、每次唐僧有艳遇，孙悟空都在表面上嘻嘻笑笑地撮合，其实深恋唐僧的悟空心中在滴血啊!因此，就是妒火难以遏制的时候，每次孙悟空都会在唐僧和美女最最关键的时刻，掏出棒子，棒打鸳鸯!比如月兔国唐僧洞房了，唐僧和月兔马上就要XXOO，孙悟空居然变为靓丽的月兔MM，明目张胆地争夫!
　　9、孙悟空一向都尽量不沾水，经常驱使猪八戒下河下海(比如战沙僧和入井捞国王)，迫不得已才勉强入水。之所以如此，就是怕衣服水湿后露出玲珑的身段啊!
　　10、其实孙悟空的初恋对象是玉皇大帝，齐天大圣的称号就是骑着天帝大大快乐啊!这是男下女上体位的最原始暗示!老奸巨滑的太白金星看出孙悟空和玉皇大帝有一腿，便竭力撮合，成就这一出天下最大的婚外恋!
　　11、佛祖手掌的撒尿，更是悟空女身的明证。如果是男性，凭那火急性格，大闹天宫时何不在云霄殿上嘘嘘?但女身的悟空MM仍有女子的矜持，在误以为到了无人的天尽头后，方才放心大胆地哗哗而佛祖看出女身后，也因此没有杀死悟空。
　　12、玉帝还算有良心，没有杀死悟空MM，为了遮掩这天下最大的丑闻，悟空MM被扣上了乱臣贼子的帽子，在五行山下一压500年，天下间最痛苦的莫过于此，如此痴情的MM，居然遭到比打入冷宫更痛苦的待遇
　　13、悟空MM经常驱使八戒做东做西，但有时却主动去化缘探路。比如三打白骨精，八戒去就好了，但悟空MM明知可能有妖怪窥视，却多次离开，正说明女扮男装的悟空MM有时候有些事情要偷偷去做，而那几天脾气又是很暴躁的，才不顾后果地打死了那位所有女人的公敌、妖娆惑人的白骨精从此，勾引男子的YD女人经常被贞烈女子怒斥为白骨精。

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Ardyss Review - What You Don't Know About Ardyss

Ardyss is one of the few networking marketing companies that started in Mexico. It began as a corset manufacturing company to help women reshape imperfections in their body. It has grown considerably since its inception in 1991 to include many other products. This quick Ardyss review will go over the products [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], the pay plan and if Ardyss is a scam or business for the average person.
What Are The Ardyss Products
Ardyss began as a corset manufacturer but grew quickly to include a wide range of 'beauty enhancement' products. Besides corset and other reshaping garments (for both men and women) Ardyss manufactures and sells personal care products and a lengthy nutrition line.
Some of the personal care products are anti-aging creams [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], exfoliators, body wraps and firming creams, stretch mark creams, etc. The nutrition line has supplements for everything from multivitamins, antioxidant formulas, nutritional shakes and more. Many of the products are in liquid form for better absorption.
What Is Ardyss Business Side
The Ardyss pay plan is that of a traditional mlm/network marketing structure. As you recruit, you place the new reps on your front line and teach them how to recruit and sell product.
You receive a quick start bonus for every personally sponsored rep of $80 and also receive a percentage of what your downline earns. As you climb through the ranks you can receive a percentage through 8 levels. 5% on levels 1-5, 3% on level 6 [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 2% on level 7 and 1% on level 8 of your organization.
Can Ardyss Work For You
So, is Ardyss a scam or pyramid scheme? Well, since Ardyss has a extensive product line and has been in business for almost 20 years its pretty obvious that it is a legitimate business opportunity, you just have to figure out if it works for you.
You should ask yourself 'do I see myself selling corsets, anti-aging creams and health supplements', 'do I want to promote home product parties' [link widoczny dla zalogowanych], 'do I want to be continually asking my family and friends to buy my products and look at my business opportunity'.
Probably the most important thing to have is a solid system of generating new leads that are actually interested in what you have to offer. Leads that aren't your family and friends.
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